He’S Making A List, He’S Checking It Twice, But He Doesn’T Really Care If You’Re Naughty Or Nice, Sauron’S Only Interested In Controlling The Elves To Be Honest. We Did Ask If He Takes The Festive Season Off But We Were Met With Chilling Silence. It Did Not Fill Us With The Christmas Spirit. At All. So We Created This Sweater For Every Fan Of Jrr Tolkien’S Epic Universe With The Dark Lord In Mind. Use This Sweater To Your Advantage And Remind Your Loved Ones That Like Santa, Sauron Is Always Watching.
- Depicting The Hobbits Journey To Mordor, There’S An Uncanny Resemblance To The Journey Of The Three Wise Men
- We Couldn’T Make A Lord Of The Rings Christmas Sweater And Not Depict The One Ring, But We Can’T Promise That Gollum Won’T Try To Steal This.
- Even The Wisest Of Elves Has Coveted This Fine Knitted Sweater For Its Highly Intricate Design Work… Plus It Gets Chilly In Rivendell
- Essential For A Christmas Party At The Prancing Pony, Or Your Annual Office Shindig If Middle Earth Is Too Far Away
- With A Size Range To Fit Every Dwarf, Ent And Everything In Between, You’Ll Be Named Best Dressed In The Shire Quicker Than You Can Say “But What About Second Breakfast?”
- Beware Of Aragorn Trying To Steal The Last Pigs In Blankets, He’S Been Known To Poke Unsuspecting Dinner Guests With Narsil To Succeed In His Quest
- Made From 100% Acrylic
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